Spit shine, moon shine, iodine, turpentine,
Port wine, peach wine, apple blackberry wine,
broken spine, cracked spine, go out on the line, feeling fine,
Henry Heinz, doing lines, slaves in mines, dressed to the nines,
laying suppine, taking quinine,
under whispering pines, with lemon rind,
give me a sign, and a beer in a stein,
give Gertrude a glass of French wine
and a kick in the behind
but please, oh please,
if you’re nothing else, please be kind.
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